(Source: moonlight-beauty)
And now with subtitles, just to be sure...
- Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
- Room service Translation (RST): "Morning, room service"
- Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
- RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
- RST: "Right! Room service! Do you wish to order something?"
- G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
- RS: "Ow July den?"
- RST: "How would you like them?"
- G: "What??"
- RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
- RST: "How would you like them? Fried? Boiled? Poached?"
- G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please."
- RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
- RST: "How would you like the bacon? Crisp?" [=kross]
- G: "Crisp will be fine."
- RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
- RST: "OK. And some toast?"
- G: "What?"
- RS: "San tos. July San tos?"
- RST: "Some toast. Would you like some toast?"
- G: "I don't think so"
- RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
- RST: "No? You don?t want toast?"
- G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
- 'judo one toes' means."
- RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes?
- Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?
- RST: "Toast! Toast! Why do you don?t want toast [!!] ?
- How about an English Muffin with butter?"
- G: "English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
- Okay, fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
- RS: "We bother?"
- RST: "With Butter?"
- G: "No, just put the bother on the side."
- RS: "Wad?"
- RST: "What?"
- G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
- RS: "Copy?"
- RST: "Coffee?"
- G: "Sorry?"
- RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
- RST: "Coffee? Tea? Milk?"
- G: "Oh,yes.. Coffee please, and that's all."
- RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem,
- tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy ... rye?"
- RST: "One minute. That's room twenty-three, scrambled eggs,
- crisp bacon, toast and english muffin with butter on the side,
- and coffee. Right?"
- G: "Whatever you say"
- RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
- RST: "Thank you very much"
- G : "You're welcome"
TRAVELLER IN THE FAR EAST TRIES ORDERING BREAKFAST
- Note: this story is about how two people using the English language build up
- a fine example of miscommunication. Read it aloud to yourself, pronounce it
- just the way this text is written.
- Room Service: "Morny, ruin sorbees"
- Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service."
- RS: "Rye..ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?
- G: "Uh..yes, i'd like some bacon and eggs"
- RS: "Ow July den"
- G: "What?"
- RS: "Ow July den?..pry, boy, pooch?"
- G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please"
- RS: "Ow July dee baychem...crease?"
- G: "Crisp will be fine"
- RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
- G: "What?"
- RS: "San tos. July san tos?"
- G: "I don't think so"
- RS: "No? Judo one toes?"
- G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes'
- means"
- RS: "Toes! Toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we
- bother?"
- G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'. Fine, yes, an
- English muffin will be fine"
- RS: "We bother?"
- G: "No, just put the bother on the side."
- RS: "Wad?"
- G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side"
- RS: "Copy?"
- G: "Sorry?"
- RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
- G: "Yes, coffee please, and thats's all."
- RS: "One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache,
- crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
- and copy...rye?"
- G: "Whatever you say"
- RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
- G: "You're welcome."
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